New Kossack Is Born in Boston!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 1.8.08

CONTACT:
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Proud Parents: Chris 2.0 Debuts in Boston

Boston, Mass., January 8, 2008 – The hotly-anticipated Christopher Curtiss Hutson, released on schedule at 2:57 p.m. today at Brigham And Women’s Hospital in Boston, offers an impressive update to the lovable Christopher Hutson line of American boys.

"Sweetie, you're finally here!" exclaimed Betsy Bury, a New Mama for Obama. "And you're so big and sturdy!"

Uncle Christopher Hutson of Charlotte, N.C., and Grandfather Curtiss Bury of Mitchellville, Md., were reportedly gobsmacked by the revelation of their namesake. ("Well, hey!" and "Awww!")

Features of Chris 2.0 include:

* Birth weight: 9 pounds
* Length: 20 inches
* Birthday: Same as Uncle Christopher and Elvis Presley
* Birthright: Rootin’ for World Champion Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots

About the Company: Proud Parents Betsy Bury and Jonathan Hutson, a marital partnership
founded in Rockingham, Vt., on June 4, 2005, and headquartered in Weston, Mass.,
are pleased to be under new management.

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